*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof see
but little did he know I DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
last day of school like:
If we’re going to leak photos why can’t we leak the photos of celebrities that aren’t naked? I’d kill to see weird pictures from movie sets and random bored selfies like why not???